The Commandments

[Strange]

I would like people to add what they think The Commandments should be--Funny and serious. I would like the list to get ridiculously long...

"Thou shalt eat the magic flower and spit fireballs."

"Thy fireballs shalt defy physics and work perfectly fine under water."

"Yea, though sometimes the doors will take you back to where you started, thou shalt be persistent and find thy way, lest thine timer hits zero."

"Thou shalt not be a douche-bag/baguette."

[Strange]

Some from my friend Angie...With some additions by myself.

"Thou shalt speak only in computer jargon."

"Thou shalt grow a raccoon tail."

"Thou shalt wear SMB underwear on Thursdays, which is the day of the Sabbath."

"Thou shalt get a tattoo of a gold coin on thy foot."

[Andrea]

Though shalt always eat thy mushrooms.

I got nothing right now

[Strange]

It is all good.

[Strange]

Thou shalt not be a spammer.

Thou shalt not participate in flame wars.

[Andrea]

but what if we are defending the innocent in the flame wars?

I do love me a good flame war...

[Strange]

Um...OK, thou shalt not participate in flame wars unless thou art defending the innocent in a respectful manner.

Better?

[Andrea]

much better!

[Bri]

Thou shalt love sex.

Thou shalt pray only when thou feels like it.

Thou shalt perform self-love as often as needed.

I'll think up others later. *LOL*

[Andrea]

http://www.jqstyle.com/tanooki

[Strange]

LOVE it, Bri!

BTW, as I come up with more ideas for the site, I would like to have a page for the Commandments. Just gotta work out the main page, first...