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Shameless Plug: Horoscopes

Postby Aspen.Shiyan » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:33 am

So, my sister and I run a site together and we just started making these spoof horoscopes we'll be updating regularly and I was so excited, I thought I'd share. : D

Here's the first batch:

Aries: You’ll wish you’d paid attention in Biology class today…
Taurus: Your lingering looks will make coworkers feel that you are a creeper.
Gemini: Today you will be more awesome than you were yesterday, but watch out for gophers.
Cancer: Dude. Don’t tell him.
Leo: You got lucky. Today…
Virgo: It’s ok. This will all feel less awkward in a week from now.
Libra: If you trust them, their ant farm will accidentally break in your house. They also chose fire ants for some reason…
Scorpio: Make sure you unplug the coffee pot next time.
Sagittarius: Pick up some beer on your way home from work today. You’re going to need it.
Capricorn: If you pick your nose in traffic today, you’ll find that one of your high school enemies is in the car next to yours.
Aquarius: Get tested.
Pisces: That dream was trying to tell you something. I hope you remembered everything that happened…



Dailies on http://wtfpinkelephant.com/wtf-horoscopes/
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!
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Re: Shameless Plug: Horoscopes

Postby Andrea » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:51 pm

that sounds so fun :)

I will definitely keep up with it! I will try to remember to share the link too. ^^
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Re: Shameless Plug: Horoscopes

Postby Strange » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:36 am

:lol:

Now I have a Weird Al song stuck in my head. :doh:
"If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it."

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Re: Shameless Plug: Horoscopes

Postby Andrea » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:50 pm

I know, Iknow!!!! : D
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