The Guru

by **Strange** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:57 pm

I am bringing this back from the old forums...Ask me a question, and I will share with you my wisdom. :ugeek:

by **Andrea** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:00 pm

Ah yes, I forgot about this!

Don't forget: :meditate:

by **Strange** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:01 pm

I couldn't find it...

*looks again*

:meditate:

Much better!

by **Andrea** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:46 pm

What color is the number 8?

by **Strange** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:41 pm

The color of number 8 is Q.

Unless you're talking Roulette, in which case it's black. :meditate:

by **Andrea** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:44 pm

Thanks guru sensei.

Where did I leave my brain?

by **Strange** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:00 am

You are quite welcome.

Your brain was left in a urinal at a small town gas station off I95. :meditate:

by **Andrea** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:04 am

ew, I don't want it anymore.

What do clouds taste like?

by **Chukkz** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:06 am

...and do they make you put on weight?

by **Strange** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:19 am

Depends on the cloud...

Altocumulus: sour apple
Altostratus: whiskey sour
Cirrocumulus: candy apple
Cirrostratus: sweet wine
Cirrus: honey
Cumulonimbus: apple pie
Cumulus: honeycrisp apple
Stratocumulus: sour apple pucker (liquor)
Nimbostratus: cherry pie liquor
Stratus: Spree candy

And no, you will not put on weight. Also, there are alcohol-free alternatives for those that cannot drink. :meditate:

by **Bri** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:17 am

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

by **Strange** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:51 pm

It's a conspiracy against people with OCD so they boost sales by buying more to make the buns and hotdogs even out...

And my dad requested it. He doesn't eat his dogs with buns, so why waste? :meditate:

by **Andrea** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:34 pm

What makes the "crazy bread" so crazy?

by **Strange** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:44 pm

The laughter of midgets. :meditate:

by **Chukkz** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:54 pm

Why can only some animals in Disney shows speak and use tools while others seem not capable of using technology at all?

by **Andrea** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:57 pm

Oh! Good question!

Why does my dog bark in Spanish?

by **Strange** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:48 am

The ones that can't speak or use tools actually can. They are spies pretending they are much slower than they are until they can take over the world.

And Andrea, your dog barks in Spanish because he's a pimp. :meditate:

by **Andrea** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:41 pm

Hmm, mexican and japanese pimp.

by **Strange** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:03 pm

Exactly.

by **Chukkz** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:23 am

Why do we as kids when we have full hearing turn up the volume on full when listening to music but as old people when we are deaf complain about the noise?

by **Strange** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:23 am

Because old people are jerkfaces. :meditate:

by **Chukkz** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:58 am

Ofcourse.

by **Andrea** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:04 am

Why does money not grow on trees?

by **Strange** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:40 pm

Because money is a root fruit...Like potatoes. :meditate:

by **Andrea** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:10 pm

Ooh that makes sense. Where does one find a parent plant?

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