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The Commandments

Postby Strange » Tue May 04, 2010 5:30 pm

I would like people to add what they think The Commandments should be--Funny and serious. :) I would like the list to get ridiculously long...

"Thou shalt eat the magic flower and spit fireballs."

"Thy fireballs shalt defy physics and work perfectly fine under water."

"Yea, though sometimes the doors will take you back to where you started, thou shalt be persistent and find thy way, lest thine timer hits zero."

"Thou shalt not be a douche-bag/baguette."
"If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it."

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Re: The Commandments

Postby Strange » Tue May 04, 2010 6:45 pm

Some from my friend Angie...With some additions by myself.

"Thou shalt speak only in computer jargon."

"Thou shalt grow a raccoon tail."

"Thou shalt wear SMB underwear on Thursdays, which is the day of the Sabbath."

"Thou shalt get a tattoo of a gold coin on thy foot."
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Andrea » Wed May 05, 2010 3:59 am

Though shalt always eat thy mushrooms.

I got nothing right now :shrug:
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Strange » Wed May 05, 2010 6:58 am

It is all good. :)
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Strange » Thu May 06, 2010 12:32 pm

Thou shalt not be a spammer.

Thou shalt not participate in flame wars.
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Andrea » Thu May 06, 2010 12:37 pm

but what if we are defending the innocent in the flame wars?

I do love me a good flame war... :doh:
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Strange » Thu May 06, 2010 5:01 pm

Um...OK, thou shalt not participate in flame wars unless thou art defending the innocent in a respectful manner.

Better?
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Andrea » Thu May 06, 2010 5:42 pm

much better!
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Bri » Thu May 06, 2010 6:00 pm

Thou shalt love sex.

Thou shalt pray only when thou feels like it.

Thou shalt perform self-love as often as needed.

I'll think up others later. *LOL*
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Re: The Commandments

Postby Andrea » Thu May 06, 2010 6:05 pm

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Re: The Commandments

Postby Strange » Thu May 06, 2010 8:09 pm

LOVE it, Bri!

BTW, as I come up with more ideas for the site, I would like to have a page for the Commandments. Just gotta work out the main page, first...
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